"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
When you try to impress your friend but they don’t care
OMG… ur staying home on a FRIDAY night?
I believe that if life gives you lemons, you should make lemonade… And try to find somebody whose life has given them vodka, and have a party.
Ron White (via guy)
hey lil pompom eat ur greens
… its too early for this bullshit.
Me, no matter what time it is. (via lastisle)
this is important
REMEMBERING ALL YOUR NEGLECTED RESPONSIBILITIES AT ONCE LIKE