oh. my. god. if you dont reblog this Im judging you.
I want to thank the heavens above for giving us such an amazing picture. I want to thank her parents for not using a rubber that night. And I want to thank my eye doctor for giving me the glasses to see this clearly.
Your life is an occasion. Rise to it.
― Suzanne Weyn (via psych-quotes)
who needs swag when you have class
I THINK I LOST A FOLLOWER FOR THIS
THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE AGAINST CLASSICAL MUSIC I’LL RAM MY TROMBONE SO FAR UP YOUR HOOHAH WHEN SOMEONE EATS YOU OUT THEY’LL BE ABLE TO PLAY THE SOLO FROM SIBELIUS’S SYMPHONY IN C
i need this framed on my wall
Fuck is this
Fuck is that
im in the mood to receive a check for six hundred thousand dollars
"you’re fat" oh WOW you got me, how will I ever survive knowing that I have extra weight on me, what a traveSTY, I wasn’t aware
“you’re still pretty though!” I’ll be pretty to myself no matter what I weigh or what you think or what social standards you expect me to follow but thanks lol
watch as harry styles describes my life in one sentence